step off Ashton ... where'd ya get those peepers?
Ashton thinks this bug is funny
well, i'm not sure if he's actually 'in headlines' or anything ... but my vote for THE most annoying celebrity 'out there' is Ashton MF Kutcher ... that dude in the Nikon commercials is both my worst nightmare + craziest dream come true ... i just wanna step into that commercial + crack that camera up bigtime ... i only wish we're were still in grand old age of 35mm film 'cuz i'd rip that schtuff out + spill it all over the floor right in front of 'im
i liked him in That 70s Show ... but chr!st + gawed almighty, someone gong that b!tch outta here please ... somebody shave me
